Earlier today, well known celebrity “P. Sticky” was apprehended by Agent Bender from CTU . It is believed that Mr. Stickfly was involved in a terrorist plot that was to be executed late this afternoon.
The takedown occured at 4:45pm AEST when Agent Bender confronted P. Sticky in a busy intersection. It is believed that Sticky was attempting to plant a weaponized viral bomb in a nearby train station.
Upon his arrest, P. Sticky had only this to say “I’m just trying to do what is right for my country. Vote stickfly.”
P. Sticky is a familiar face to millions of internet users who regularly read his website hoping to find out about his latest girlfriend, starring movie role or even what he had for breakfast. When asked what it was about P. Sticky that that makes him so alluring? A reader responded, “I guess it is just the fact that he is so handsome and he laughs at fear. A real man with a great sense of humour. Plus he has enormous national pride. I really like that in a man.”
What drives an adored member of the Australian public to turn rotten? Hopefully we’ll have an answer for you when we talk to P. Sticky after his court arraignment tommorow. Stay Tuned.
